Tuesday, 05 May 2009

• Ghosts of Birthday Past

  Since I am highly cised (excessively excited) that it is my birthday, I thought it would be great if I share my Past Birthdays. [Also because I am waiting for my pound cake to cool. Yes I make myself pound cake on my birthday, I dont like birthday cake.]
  
  
  

  2003 - Age 16
  

  I was in 10th grade. The day of my birthday was pretty chill, just lots of licks. (;-() My birthday was on a Monday. However, that Thursday, I noticed everyone kept whispering about something...and of course, I said, "I bet its a birthday surprise or something." I didnt think more of it, until the next day. Our second period was World History. As soon as I walked into the classroom, my teacher, Ms. Rude gave me a random paper to go and get copied. I looked at the paper, it was irrelevant to any of the classes. But I was like...maybe they are signing a card. So I just kinda blew it off. Then next period was English, I came in, sat down and for some reason our teacher had us doing some type of packet. So I was happy because I liked english (to an extent). Then all of a sudden, all of these people jump in my face and sing happy birthday. And then we order chinese and watch Drumline.
  
  Oh yeah, and I saw Xmen that Weekend.
  
  

  2004 - Age 17
  

  I was 1 month and 2 days away from High School Graduation. So I wasn't as pressed over my birthday. However, the weekend before my birthday, my senior projects were due. I did one project on Damler-Chrysler, and another on the state of North Carolina. And I had just finished the Gigantic posters of both where I glued 4 posterboards together. Somehow this was my idea of fun at the time...Lame, but hey I was happy. BITE ME.
  
  

  2005 - Age 18
  

  So because I turned 18 on 05.05.05, I decided to celebrate a bit, with a cookout. Now, of course, I figured it would be everyone over my house chillin. Thats a bet. Well, all I remember is that, we had punch bowl cake. And that we had bout 12-13 people here, and we watched some movie. The "shindig" started at 3, and somehow everyone left at 3 am the next day. I don't remember much else about that birthday...To be honest, (It was kinda boring...shhhh)
  
  

  2006 - Age 19
  

  Piggybacking on my newly acquired friend's Girlfriend (Joyner, whos husband boyfriend beau is Dunham), I joined them and their group of homies, for Joyner's birthday, which I said, is also to celebrate my own. Somehow I shocked most of them with my beautiful blunt comments. We were at Fridays, and some woman came in looking like a 2 dollar whore. I think it was MISS, CANTY and probably BELLAMY who were sitting whispering as they were trying to be uhh...i think tactful is the word (thats a foreign term to me). So I said in my normal voice, "You mean the harlot with the short dress?!" They all died of laughter, and learned that I am pretty blunt. I remember nothing else from the night, other than the fact that I didn't drink, because I was so well behaved back then. As for the day of my birthday...It was raining. I sat in bed. Only my family called me. I had Sonic. It wasn't too fun.
  
  

  2007 - Age 20
  

  Now that I was Mr. MasterMind, I had to do my birthday big. So first, in a repeat from the year before, I had another outing sharing my birthday with Joyner. Not only did I give the waitress a laugh...
  
  Me: " Now, I want the ribs, but I am not particularly fond of these (airquotes) seasonal veggies (airquotes). Can I subsitute it with something that has taste please?"
  
  But I also had Taylor sitting next to me. Taylor and myself are...unique in public, as we cant stop laughing. Then we return to Joyner's house where I again, am well behaved, and didnt consume the delicious alcohol. I also had to excuse myself for 20 minutes and I rushed down the street to rock my dog to sleep. (So what I told yawl I was feeding him, I lied, I had to rock him to sleep. BITE ME). Had a very good time, and laughed at the potatoes and bleach. The day of my birthday, my coworkers shoved Chick Fil-A in my face, and bought me jolly ranchers and Duke stuff. That weekend, I returned to MD for the weekend. I went to my high school's spring fair, I walked my dog, I went to Jaspers and wasnt sang to. What a fun one. Oh, I also saw Spiderman 3, but I fell asleep in the theater...
  
  

  2008 - Age 21
  

  My coworkers took me to Hams, my favorite lunch restaurant. Of course, my coworkers dwindled to about 4 by that time. I had the waitresses sing to me, and bring me a blue ballon. I liked the blue balloon. I also had a salad. I had THREE ranch dressings. They were very good! Then, I came back and my coworkers opened my mouth and shoved pound cake down my throat. It was good. Then afterwork, I stopped by the gas station near my house, and bought some sminoff ice. Then, I came home, made chicken, peas and rice, and had a sminoff ice, and watched flavor of love 3. I was content. Lol.
  
  Then, for that weekend, I returned home. Now, if we remember, my car died Feb. 2008. So I was stuck with my old car from way back when. When I finally got home, my old car croaked, so I was car less. However, we all still went to Hooters (Laurel), where Big Mike - - -
  
  Okay, Lets distinguish, Big Mike, is my Little Brother's best friend, who is bout 3 years younger than me. He is Big Mike because he has a FOOTBALL PLAYER BUILD [TAKE THAT BITCH! (inside joke, I am sorry)], and I disappear when turned sideways.
  
  - - - pissed off the waitress, who ironically was from Greensboro, and was trying to flirt with me. Not to be a male chauvonist, but umm, I thought there were supposed to be HOOTERS at HOOTERS...I was content. However, I did have some type of drink. Very good. And, of course this being my first time having rum, I could not stop laughing. Uncontrollably, the rest of the night.
  
  Oh and of course, the next day, I bought my .
  
  
  So...
  
  

  2009 - Age 22.
  

  Well, I am definitely planning a 3 week celebration of club hopping, drinking, and HOOTERS! [Hooray for boobies! I can say that today because its my birthday!]. My family is playing a lovely role catering to my wants. My dad didnt get a list of wants, because its just like BOOM, he says hes taking me to Dennys for breakfast.. then BOOM, heres some money, then BOOM have some Old Country Buffet.
  
  I also decided today would be a stress free day, to start my stress free 3 weeks, so I decided when people get nasty with me, I wont argue, I will just HISS at them. I find that much more polite.
  
  Lol. Really, I am just happy the Lord gave me 22 great years, and hopefully have have MANY MANY more!
  
  Happy Birthday to Me...(please feel free to tell me how wonderful I am, as this is my birthday. )
  
  
  

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