Sunday, 17 May 2009

• Let me reiterate.

  (NOTE: If you are reading this note, and you live in the Washington DC area, or you are traveling to the area, and you knew me for more than 2 days, this pertains to you. Also, if you did celebrate with me last week, you are not being yelled at, however you will be expected to respond! hmph)
  
  I was born : May 5th.
  
  Today is: May 17th.
  
  I have only partially celebrated my birthday, being a kind gentile like myself, I have conformed my plans to ensure that everyone could make it...
  
  Well let me tell you about my birthday party night 1:
  No one made it but one, and thanks to a string of unfortunate events, I ended up in TURTLE LAND (College Park). [I had fun none the less...but...]
  
  

  I DO NOT LIKE TURTLE LAND! PERIOD!
  

  
  Birthday night 2:
  We went to hooters. Thank you D-Block. You all have +25 friend points. Except Jeff, because he told me I sucked at singing. [Again I had fun none the less...]
  
  So. This weekend, Memorial Day Weekend, I am planning, again, to celebrate my birthday. But here are my regulations...
  
  1. Doing what I Want. Yes, I am a child and I will enjoy my 22nd Birthday Dammit!
  
  2. There will be no drunken ness allowed...go get drunk at your home not near me.
  
  3. There are no "maybes". When asked, you say YES or NO. Is there a maybe if I ask you if you wanna get beat in yo' head? No. So take your maybe and SHOVE IT!
  
  4. There are no "yes"'s that need stipulation. The following will not be allowed:
  - "Uhh, yeah, I have to see what is going on." No...If you have other plans, go with the other plans...I know I'm Swag and I'm Surfin, and im clean like the detergent, but I am not a laundry mat, so take your wishy washy bullshit elsewhere.
  - "Yes, But see, I don't have any money." No, everything I am doing is free...this has already been established, since I am jobless. So don't test me.
  - " Yeah, I am going to try.." Try what? Try to get your ass kicked? You will not try...your ass will be there if you say yes.
  
  5. I will not turn down my radio in transportation to places, nor will i cater to your musical needs in route to venues...Its My birthday. My music got it?
  
  6. You must be on the same page as myself. Therefore, get the facts from ME asap.
  
  7. Do not blab my shit to the world...certain people are invited to certain places for certain reasons. Sometimes is D-Block night, sometimes its CRAZY TAYLOR night, sometimes its HOORAY FOR BOOSUMS night. Therefore KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
  
  8. Howard is 25 miles from DC. Therefore if you are in a 25 mi radius, you are required to be invited.
  
  9. Do not try to force liquor in me. I do not drink heavily ( 1.25 cup brown liquor max ), I do not drink beer, I do not drink clear liquor, and no I dont want no nasty ass wine.
  
  10. Have fun!
  
  So...
  
  Today-Monday Night, is Greensboro...dont ask.
  Tuesday is Terrific Fried Chicken Tuesday featuring Holmes©
  Wednesday is Nothing.
  Thursday, is the dentist, and the night is up in the air.
  Friday, I want to do a 21 n up venue. (or Fur...) [My brother is going to see terminator i believe]
  Saturday, Love of course [Or ibiza 18+]
  Sunday is Michael [My father] Entertainment presents "the Memorial Day Cookout" 2009, featuring Holmes©
  
  If you are tagged, or reading this, you are invited.
  
  That Is All.
  
  (Who said I had to be nice about my birthday plans?!??)
  

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