Friday, 12 June 2009

• Okay...you get one sneak preview.

  I guess I could actually put a little bit of my fiction on my blog...just this time...
  
  this is an excerpt of episode(chapter) 3:
  
  “Welcome to Orientation. Name Please? Last Name first!” the lady said quite fast to the two boys. She bore a typical southern accent, an accent you only heard from Paula Deen.

  “Uhh, yeah, Harrison, first name James” James said stuffing his keys into his pocket.
  

  “Yeah and Ketrell, first name Kyle William” Kyle was zoned out amazed at the many trophies the school won in the chess tournaments.
  

  
  

  "Aye Jim, we definitely have to check out the chess team" Kyle whispered. James rolled his eyes. " YOU can check out the chess team, I am going to check out the chest team.", as James looked at the group of cheerleaders practicing. James was a strong little guy, but his weakness was always cheerleaders.
  

   

  “Allright sweetie, you and your friend are located in our wonderful no-fail data system. Here at NFAM honey, we got rid of them old fangled things, so we are able to help you students learn, and learn well.” The lady said while the name tags printed. "While we are waiting, here is your coupon for free fried chicken."
  
  "Fried chicken?" James said, in confusion.

  "Yes sweetie, fried chicken. Did you forget, we are in the south, and just between us three, you both look like ur hungry. You two need meat on your bones, ooh child, they must be starvin yawl up there!"
  
  James had to look down to hide his laughter.
  

  
  She handed them both name tags. “Now here is your nametag. This is your identification. Honey, Do not take it off while on campus. Lawd, just to be safe, just keep your name tag on as long as you here in North Carolina. Cuz you wont be able to eat, drink, walk or be merry unless you have this tag on. On the back is your number for the orientation group you are assigned to. And you two have a great day!” Then she whispered to the boys. "And you two go eat something...jeez, yawl gonna disappear if you turn sideways. Lawd have mercy."
  
  The boys thanked the lady and walked into the gymnasium.

  “ GROUP 5 GROUP 5 OVER HERE” they heard while walking in. The gym was unusually small, but was packed with hundreds of people.

  
  

  “Oh no you didn’t”

  
  

  ”Yeah son you know”

  
  

  ”I know that’s right”

  
  

  were the first things the boys heard when they walked to their group. "What the hell did I get myself into?" James said to himself walking towards the group.
  

  
  

  Then, out of no where a small little guy walked up to the boys.
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  ”wassup yung” he said while tugging his unusually large earring, and holding up his shorts, that could've very well been wide pants.
  
  Both James and Kyle nodded their heads in a gesture symbolizing wassup.
  
  ”Mah name is E. who u?"

  
  

  "J, and this is my boy uhh...K" James said, playing into his illegible conversation.
  

  
  

  "Aiight bet, so yo, yawl got that fire?”
  
  James looked at the guy with a blank look. “Excuse me? That….Fire?”

   

  “Yeah son, that fire, I finna blaze before I go bang my hoe shawty. I need to get this shiggity crackalackin you finna hear me son?”
  
  James again stared at the guy with a blank look.
  

  
  

  "What the hell?" Kyle whispered to James.
  
  James responded.
  
  ”What….in….the…hell did you just say?”
  
  ”Damn yung, Im sayin do you got some weed?”
  
  “Uh-oh” Kyle whispered under his breath while shaking his head. James was the president of the Anti-Drug campaign at All Drama Academy. Not to mention, James was getting irritated.  James rolled his eyes.

   

  “Sir. Real Talk" James began, using air quotes. "Maybe if your busted ass actually took the time that you use to…get …that…fire…and to bang your whore, you would have a lot of free time. Hell, she probably fakes it to make you feel better. But how bout you take your free time you could go to your local library, you know, the place with the books nigga! There, your wack ass brush up on your linguistics and syntax because obviously that’s something that you lack. Furthermore, I am surprised that you are coherent enough to comprehend the concept of College itself. But then again I’m sure your weed smokin bamma ass was a result of the Social Enhancement System in school, so your lack of basic skills and hygiene does not surprise me. But its okay though. However as IGNORANT as you might seem, I’m sure you would be able to comprehend the concept of LEAVING ME THE HELL ALONE!”
  
  The guy was confused. “Aiight B.”  and walked away.
  
  Kyle’s head was looking down.
  ”Wats wrong with you?” James asked.
  ”Was all that necessary?”
  ”Do I ask you if your face is necessary?” James snapped back jokingly.
  
  "Touche my nigga, touche." Kyle replied.
  

  
  

  All right, thats all you get for now.
  

  
  

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