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2009 Update of Cell Phones

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:06:24 GMT

So for people who really know me, they know that I know about damn near any cell phone, and I am a phone whore. Keeping this in mind, I have realized I have never pubished my list of phones...So here are all the phones I have had since Nov. 2001.

1. Nokia 5165 11/2001 - 5/2002 (Cingular)
2. Nokia 5125 5/2002 - 7/2002 (Cingular)
3. Nokia 3395 7/2002 - 1/2003 (Voicestream/TMobile)
4. Motorola V120E 1/2003 -6/2003 (Verizon) [three different phones]
7. Erriccson Phone 6/2003 - 7/2003 (AT&T)
8. LG VX 10 7/2003 - 6/2004 (Verizon)[two different phones
10. Audiovox CDM 8500 12/2003 - 4/2004 (Virgin Mobile)
11.LG VX 4400 6/2004 - 10/2004 (Verizon)
12. LG VX 6100 10/2004 - 6/2005 (Verizon) [six different phones]
18. Motorola i285 1/2005 - 1/2005 (Boost Mobile)
19. Motorola i730 1/2005 - 6/2005 (Boost Mobile)
20. LG VX 7000 6/2005 - 6/2006 (Verizon)
21. Motorola i830 7/2005-8/2005 (Boost)
22. Sanyo MM 8200 9/2005 - 9/2005 (Sprint)
23. Sanyo MM 8300 9/2005 - 9/2005 (Sprint)
24. Samsung E335 9/2005-9/2005 (TMobile)
25. Motorola V551 - 10/2005 - 10/2005 (Cingular)
26. Nokia 6101 10/2005 - 11/2005 (Cingular)
27. LG CE 5000 11/2005 - 2/2006 (Cingular)
28. Sony Erricson Z520 2/2006 - 6/2006 (Cingular)
29. Samsung SCH a950 - 6/2006 - 10/2006 (Verizon)
30. LG VX 8300 10/2006 - 12/2006 (Verizon)
31. Palm Treo 650 - 12/2006 - 1/2007 (Verizon)
32. Motorola Q - 1/2007 - 6/2007 (Verizon) [four different phones]
36. Motorola i255 3/2007 - 7/2007 (Boost Mobile)
37. LG VX 8700 - 6/2007 - 11/2007 (Verizon)
38. Samsung SGH a117 - 10/2007-10/2007 (Cingular)
39. LG VX 5300 10/2007 - 11/2007 (Verizon)
40. LG VX 10000 Voyager - 11/2007 - 11/2008 (Verizon)
41. LG VX 8550 - 11/2007 - 11/2007 (Verizon)*
42. Samsung Flipshot 11/2007 - 11/2007 (Verizon)*
43. LG VX 8600 11/2007 - 11/2007 (Verizon)*
44. Motorola RAZR 2 - 11/2007 - 9/2008 (Verizon)*
45. Blackberry 8703e 8/2008-8/2008 (Sprint #Work Phone#)
46. Blackberry Curve 8330 9/2008-11/2009 (Verizon)*
47. Blackberry Storm 9530 11/2008 - Present (Verizon)
48. Palm Pre 10/2009 - Present (Sprint #Work Phone#)
49. Palm Pixi 11/2009 - Present (Sprint #Work Phone#)

And Now, I present to the world, Phone Number 50.

50. Motorola Droid 11/2009 - Present (Verizon)*

Oh, and 51. Blackberry Storm 2 /Tour havent decided yet.

By the way the * denotes my 2nd Verizon line.

Yes, I am a phone nerd.

Mike's Legendary Fall TV Schedule

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:22:52 GMT

After 7 years of bringing you my Fall TV schedule at the beginning of the season, with hopes that certain shows such as K-Ville and Womens Murder Club would last, I decided to move it back to the end of October...Now that the crappy shows have been weeded out, let us continue.

Daytime

The Wendy Williams Show (Check Local Listings)*
Oprah (Check Local Listings) - Was this going to be a surprise?
Judge Jeanine Pirro (Check Local Listings)

Sunday

The Simpsons (FOX)*

Monday

Dancing with the Stars (ABC)
Jay Leno Show (NBC)*

Tuesday

90210 (CW)*
Melrose Place (CW)
Jay Leno Show (NBC)
Parking Wars (A&E)

Wednesday

Law and Order SVU (NBC)
Jay Leno Show (NBC)*

Thursday

Community (NBC) / Survivor (CBS)
Parks and Recreation( NBC) / Survivor (CBS)
The Office (NBC)*
30 Rock (NBC)
Jay Leno Show (NBC) / Real Housewives of ATL (Bravo) (Look for a rant about THEM later)

Friday (all DVR'ed) Lol

Supernanny (ABC)
Ugly Betty (ABC)*
20/20 (ABC) / Jay Leno Show (NBC)

Saturday (all DVR'ed again) Lol

Saturday Night Live (NBC)*

Filler Shows

Filler shows are shows that are DVR'ed or surfed for on my box, for down time when television is necessary.

The Soup (E!)
House Hunters (HGTV)
Property Virgins ( HGTV)
How Its Made (Science Channel)*

So...what does the * mean? These shows are MUST SEES! That means that by no circumstance, I watch that show same day. These are the shows I am really feeling...LIKE HELL.

Biggest surprise this season from me you ask? The Office. I love the Office...Where the hell have I been? That is the greatest show on TV. And you may QUOTE me on that one.

Ha. Agree or disagree?

Balloon Boy

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:46:09 GMT

Dammit...

So, apparently one of their children, "Falcon" (Hmm, you name your kid Falcon...are we REALLY asking if this was a hoax?) was hiding in the attic, after letting his weird ass father's weather balloon in the air. Now somehow these parents thought that their child was in the balloon and called 911...OH WAIT...they called the TV Station first to report that their child was "apparently" missing. Then after calling the media, then they called 911. Hmm..

But I am not concerned about that. I cant Help that they are clearly idiot parents. But this is what I am having a real DAMN issue about...

EXCUSE ME?!

Okay...let me just be REAL DAMN SALTY....Lets just note I have two fears in life, frogs and vomit.

1. If your child has "upset stomach", WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE HIM ON TV. For crying out loud...the interview is in your DAMN HOUSE!

2. Lets start with Good Morning America

Balloon Boy: Mom, I think I am going to vomit.

[Boy runs to bathroom]

According to sources, Diane Sawyer had to say "Go ahead and help him" to the mom...

WHAT

THE

HELL.

If your six year old child is blowing chunks, then you need to assist him...or at least take his damn microphone off dammit! No one wants to hear someone puke on live tv.

3. Why was this child throwing up in front of the camera on the today show? WTF I mean really? That is so damn sad..I mean seriously...Holmes©(my grandmother) said to me, If her children were on tv and said they needed to throw up, she would say, "you better keep it in! You will not have me looking raggedy on tv. And if you do throw up, your cleaning it up then you gonna apoligize to America." Take the child to his room for crying freakin out loud.

4. Most importantly...IS THAT CHILD PUKING INTO TUPPERWARE?! THESE PEOPLE CLEARLY ARE A FEW BOLTS SHORT!

Ever heard of a trash can? They have this child puking into their tupperware? Oh, what happens to that tupperware? Its washed and put back in the cabinet. I am not racist, but I have surveyed quite a few, and found out that it is apparently a "black" thing to grab a trash can. But, it is a "white" thing to use tupperware or a bowl...
WTF. That is PURE NASTINESS! Get your ass up to the trashcan or go to the commode, PLEASE.

So, do I care that this is a hoax? No..

I do care when a parent puts their child on tv when he is throwing up.

What wonderful memories little falcon will have. Hmm, maybe he will be on a reality show reliving this.

Where is Kate Gosslin when you need her? (Hell, at least she has more class....not Jon tho, Jon is a DOUCHEBAG)

So, lets all just ignore this family...please...Thanks.

PSA - Cuz I Can Find You In The Club...

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:46:24 GMT

As many of the people close to me know, I kept a promise to myself during college to isolate myself with work and school, to ensure that I end on a good note. Now that I have been out for a year and some change, I have been quite a "clubhead" at least to many people that are close to me. If in fact you are a loyal visitor to mikeyville.com (which celebrates its 7th year of existence in October of this year), you will remember I blogged about this in the past. The Dos or Donts of proper clubhopping.

However, I see I have to add more, as for the last week, I have basically gone to sleep at 8 am to be up so I can club while on vacation at night. (Yes all week. Sad I know, but hey you only get to go on vacation once a year, and I love the beach anyway...)

Nonetheless. Let me rant just a bit.

1. Over-hyped Clubs suck.
If you go somewhere, and every other radio commercial is exclaiming that a certain club is "jumpin", "poppin", "off the chain" (where is this chain anyway), "off the heezy for (uhh) sheezy", "the ish", or "booty shaking fun", more than likely the club an over charged wannabe high class club that is straight up hood, with pretentious-fake females. The same females who get drunk and end up dancing with themselves and the dudes on the dance floor who are clearly trying to have sex with them in the bathroom, only to leave the club and wake up in the morning wondering whos fucking bed they are in. Don't believe the hype...if you enjoy snooty behavior and dumb bitches, then be my guest.

2. Just because they let you in for free, does not make you the shit.
So, apparently, there are a few young ladies I have noticed, who really think they are beautiful because they are let in for free. No. That is not the case. Thats just where the bouncer doesnt want to be eaten alive by a bear. (for people not on top of the witty comment, I am saying that most of them look like bears). Anyway, females in that category, when a dude comes near you, you dont need to give a nasty face. for example, a young lady who clearly thought she was the shit, but really looked like a piece of, thought I was trying to dance with her (really I was going for the blonde chick behind her, which she was like heaven her...I digress), she gave me a nasty face, so I mouthed "I aint lookin for you hoe." You have to realize this was vacation for me, and really, I refused to cater to anyone. Lol, she was definitely knocked down a few pegs, she wouldnt look in my direction all night. Lol

3. If your trying to stake your claim by being the only Black girl in the club, at least know how to dance.
Okay, now I know there is an idea of dominance for alot of people. And this one black chick was in the club and really was trying to show that she was the "baddest bitch". But when she danced with me, she was off beat like shit. AND when i tried to get her back on beat she acted like she was getting water....Lol She was ridiculed, because clearly all those dudes saw her and turned their head. Sorry, being on beat is a key. Now, I danced with mostly caucasian females, and they loved the fact that I could go low with them also. (yes, i am an exotic dancer on the side :-\)

4. Ladies, Stop cockblocking.
I have noticed (luckily I wasnt cock blocked, except 1 time, but they both danced with me instead and gave me a hug (I love hugs!)) that alot of females cockblock their sober friends. Now I can understand if you have a extremely drunk friend who is about to lift her dress up to have sex on the dance floor. However, stop being jealous, and have fun. Damn.

5. If you have a penis, dont touch me.
Thats just simple and to the point. You say excuse me. Dont touch me. I will clock you.

6. Ladies, if you let a dude finger you while in the club, you are a whore.
Yes, I saw this in the club and nearly lost my lunch. I am sorry that I take sexual relations seriously. Not to mention, that is something you do in the privacy of your vehicle...I mean your home (oops). Even still thats just nasty.

7. Ladies, if you randomly make out with people, you are a whore.
Yes, when you catch mono for randomly making out with someone, trace it to the douchebag whos tounge was down your throat about a week ago. Sorry, I love to make out, but not no random chick in the club. Shit. That Whore could have a damn cold!

So, I just thought these would be pretty helpful for my loyal readers. Hopefully you remember these rules when on the dance floor.

(Btw, I loved when the chicks pulled me by my shirt...whooo) LMAO

Welcome to the 2009-2010 Blogging Season

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:54:21 GMT

So my summer hiatus is over...

I am not chronicling my summer for you people because, I had a fun summer, and well, its none of your business!

(yes, summer is over, so I can be salty again)

So, here are some specifically selected updates:

1. I, again, am NOT leaving Xanga, rather I do have a wordpress version of Mikeyville.com. Havent decided if I want to use it or not...(probably not)

2. Again, you may not twitter me. I am so TIRED of that damn site, hearing about about it and how everyone is twittering each other. Sounds like somethign the police should be involved with.

3. Yes, I picked a school, a few people know, most of the world doesnt, but I will let the world know by the end of September. Stay tuned.

Now, let me work on a real entry.

(Like the new paint?)

Tired of this DAMN Social Networking!

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:57:47 GMT

Just noticing that everyone is flocking to other bloggers...

Yeah...I bid thee farewell...

But, I'll still be here...

Although...

I do agree. I am really not too pleased with this whole "social" networking thing anyway. I mean let me do one of my world famous RANTS!

Social Networking.

Now, I have blogged in the past about social networking. Most specifically, Twitter, and how I do not like twitter, because I cannot sum up my thoughts in 150 characters. But I have noticed this new trend of extreme social networking.

Don't get me wrong. I am addicted to facebook. I have been since I got my facebook account when I started college way back in 2004. Of course, this was back when no one knew about facebook. You could only have one picture, you HAD to be a college student, with a college email address and it was a bit more sane. Now Facebook has turned into a "mature" myspace. ( DO NOT get me started on myspace and why I always hated it.)

Now, I would be lying if I didnt admit that my first few years of college I was a complete and utter loser and added random people to my profile to meet new people. (Ironically, I only met one that I still can't seem to shake off! LOL - - - A shout to my best friend Tarell on that one...(okay, I met her through facebook...) However, now it is deemed almost offensive if you do not accept people's friend requests...

So let me just air out my concerns with facebook.

1. I am tired of random requests.
Why are you requesting to be my friend when I have ignored you 7 times? I never understood that. I had a chick who kept trying to add me. I didnt know who she was, she lived in like wisconsin or sumthing and I had no clue who she was. So I ignored the request. I continued to ignore the requests. Finally I had to go into my special privacy section and add her to the golden blocked list. Yes, that is always loads of fun right.

So, what I want to know is...WHY THE HELL DOES IT MATTER?! If I am not your friend of facebook, what will happen? you will become violently ill and vomit with rage? I think not. BITE ME. (figuratively, if you come near me I will steal the mess out your face...not that I am violent.)

2. I am tired of these event requests from random areas.
Okay. Lets make this clear. I live in Maryland. The DC Area of Maryland. Prince George's County. Stop sending me shit from random places. Except for my few entertainment folk from my high school (and the ones who cater to the DC area), what the hell is the benefit of you sending me shit. (pardon my french). Perhaps it would be in your best interest to cater to your area, then maybe you will make your quota.

3. I am tired of people bumping OLD ASS pictures.
Okay...this is a term used in my tv forum I visit. Bumping is when you comment on a picture that is more than a month old. It is so damn irritating to get a facebook message saying "So N So commented on your picture!" And then you see the uploaded date says 2006. COME ON. This is quite annoying. You just look at the pics and just comment on the persons wall.

4. Comments on Wall Posts
What...the...hell. How do you comment on a wall post. I mean isn't a wall post a comment itself? I do not understand this strange logic. It almost seems....wrong in a way...

5. APPLICATIONS
Okay...I can not stress this enough. I do not care what your score is playing a fake mafia game or watever that shit is. I do not care what VIRTUAL gifts you have given to your friends. I do not care if you have virtually smacked your friend. NO! YOU ARE GROWN ASS PEOPLE! GROW UP! The thing that really IRKS me is that, all of these gifts are fake. It's not real. Stop sending me gifts.....you must enjoy the BLOCK button.

I just don't get it....this is what Xanga is turning into...If I wanted to blog on Facebook, well I would BLOG ON FACEBOOK (though Mikeyville.com is RSS'ed to facebook.). So, I am totally understanding why everyone is departing. The only reason why I am still here is because I started here, and this blog has been my pride and joy. The custominzable features on xanga makes me ignore the stupid stuff like those "recommending" of posts. If i want to read it, I will read it. Point blank. And these dumb chain blogs and messages. Its annoying but i just delete it all. I have even deleted blogs from my subscriptions of blogs that i dont read ori just find annoying.

So enjoy, mikeyville isn't going anywhere.

Jon and Kate, I pretty much hate.

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:24:52 GMT

(A Masters Mind will return next week..)
(Tribute to MJ, later today)

So, there is quite a stir with these damn two...you know....

Them - - - >

Am I the only one sick of them?

I mean, I am not trying to say any thing bad but...

WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THEM!?

Before the weak of tragedy last week, I remember watching the news, and this being one of the top stories. Okay...Wow...all the stuff in the world and we are worried about these fools...

In case you have been living under a rock or do not believe in television, or your amish, Let me just give you the back story.

These two people got married. She got pregnant with twins. gave birth. Then got pregnant again. had sextuplets. Gave birth. Now they have 8 kids. TLC documented a day in their life. people loved it. TLC gave them a show. The parents let the stardom get to their head. And we end up here.

Now apparently, Kate (from just watching an episode) is demanding as all hell. Not to mention she is pretty aggressive. Jon basically sat back and let her run it all. So apparently, Jon needed an escape and now has a 23 year old girlfriend....And says "he is finally able to do what he wants..."

Oh I am sorry...

Because adultery is definitely something to model for your children...And you feel liberated now? BULLSHIT....

I really have no pity for this dude. Yes, Kate is demanding, but in order to run a household of 10 people, what do you expect? If she was bland and didn't run stuff like she did, he would've left anyway.

I dont like this douchebag because I noticed that he ran around while leaving the children in the care of his baby mama. Im sorry, but thats classic douchebagery. I mean, so worried about your pleasure. Yeah...I really cant stand that guy right now.

I have such a blunt opinion because, I am the result of divorced parents...but my folk always kept their kids priority...And I dont see that from Jon...I mean I have no problem if dude wants to get it on...thats fine...but, umm...YOUR ON TV! YOUR FAMOUS! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU CHEAT!? I dont understand...why risk getting your ass pointed out? And furthermore, why not step up and be a father first?

See, this is my problem with society. Children are made, then seen as second class citizens. NO NO NO...If your going to make a kid...then that KID becomes your #1 prioity. REGARDLESS. I feel so sorry for those 8 kids bc I am sure they will hear about this in the future...Lets pray that their father can clean up his image.

Back to the couple themselves...I have a problem with the show/couple in general.

Apparently, their $$ and such is made from just the TV show. And basically they are exploiting their children for $$. YES I SAID IT. I think everyone has thought that but never said it. I mean would we see Jon and Kate minus 8? Hell no. Hell, I would think that watching her beat the hell out him wouldnt be worth the time or money. But basically they are parading around as a side show, showing off their 8 kids. Wow.. Wonderful..SO WHAT! there have been families of +9 +10 +11 etc...hell (I gulp as I say this, because this couple makes me so angry and I cant stand their show, and they gross me out...) but i rather watching 18 and Counting with those weird ass Duggars.

SIDE NOTE: Okay...That 18 And Counting show freaks me out because its almost like 7th Heaven to the 3rd power.

None the less, what do i think they should do?

End the show, and get on with their lives...

(felt so good to get that out...lol)

A Masters Mind. Part III

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:39:14 GMT

Part III - The Damn GPA and Acceptance.

Highest Sophomore GPA at A&T. Wonderful. Honors Program. Great. Promising Future.

It was wonderful at AggieLand.

Then came - - - - > Them

Ran out of A&T money, and ended up there. Working full-time to pay for school. And Trying to take on a full online course load. Great.Went from 3.8 at Aggie Land to damn 2.0 at the University of Hell. (Though, my final semester I did pull a 3.0.)

So my gpa is teetering at a 3.0 at 2.999 or something similar. Of course after I calculated it, I was in shock and anger. Almost throwing stuff because I was so angry. At the beginning of Jan, I had basically given up. I was going to just give up and go into SES for the rest of my life. I wasn't really inspired to go further. Mostly because, I knew just the application process to grad school would be as successful as Shaq's acting career.

Then, in March, I realized something...

I AM GREAT AT BEGGING!

Okay, well thats a very sad admission of groveling. But, I do make a point. I didnt realize the fact that I have to produce an essay, letter, fictional story, diarama, bulletin board, art project, poem, or pi to 100+ digits. And (well probably with the exception of pi to 100+digits. which by the way is: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825 3421170679, thats legit by the way. I like math. But I digress) However, I can still beg and grovel to get in. I mean :

1.High GPA at A&T clearly I am very smart.
2. Money Troubles (Full time work + full time school) = Low GPA (like how it is an equation?)
3. I brought up my GPA to its previous glorious splendor of the 3.XX club.
4. I am taking MORE classes this summer to prove I dont suck.

So I mean, after talking to many folk, I can stop worrying. So this has worked in my benefit finally.

So, my plan is to apply to colleges that are 2.5 and above, and smack that essay in the face.

Now, keeping on the subject of schools. I mentioned in a facebook status message, that I have narrowed down to my top 5 schools. It should say top 10. Now. Let me explain. I have 2 levels. Top Ten, then - Etc.. you'll see.

Top 10 Schools:
1. Hampton University - Hampton Va
2. Norfolk State University - Norfolk Va
3. NC A&T State University -Greensboro NC
4. Liberty University - Lynchburg, VA
5. College of William and Mary - Williamsburg, VA

6. Howard University - Washington DC
7. Old Dominion University - Norfolk Va
8. Johns Hopkins University - Ravens Town, MD
9. East Carolina University - Greensville, NC
10. UNC Pembroke - Pembroke, NC

Now, there are 4 schools that are level 2 status. Which means, I could spontainiously jump to one of those schools. But in a few of the cases, I cannot do School counseling. But these are schools that I am comfortable with the area and really like them. Those are:
Duke University (I would have to get a MAT)
NC State ( I would have to start Fall 2010 - Not cool)
The other ones ( I would not be able to do school counseling)
UNC Wilmington (Curriculum and Instruction [Someone is jumping for joy for this one])

So there you have it.
Stay tuned for Part IV - Uh oh, Back in the Class again.

Okay...you get one sneak preview.

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:24:13 GMT

I guess I could actually put a little bit of my fiction on my blog...just this time...

this is an excerpt of episode(chapter) 3:

“Welcome to Orientation. Name Please? Last Name first!” the lady said quite fast to the two boys. She bore a typical southern accent, an accent you only heard from Paula Deen.

“Uhh, yeah, Harrison, first name James” James said stuffing his keys into his pocket.

“Yeah and Ketrell, first name Kyle William” Kyle was zoned out amazed at the many trophies the school won in the chess tournaments.

"Aye Jim, we definitely have to check out the chess team" Kyle whispered. James rolled his eyes. " YOU can check out the chess team, I am going to check out the chest team.", as James looked at the group of cheerleaders practicing. James was a strong little guy, but his weakness was always cheerleaders.

“Allright sweetie, you and your friend are located in our wonderful no-fail data system. Here at NFAM honey, we got rid of them old fangled things, so we are able to help you students learn, and learn well.” The lady said while the name tags printed. "While we are waiting, here is your coupon for free fried chicken."

"Fried chicken?" James said, in confusion.

"Yes sweetie, fried chicken. Did you forget, we are in the south, and just between us three, you both look like ur hungry. You two need meat on your bones, ooh child, they must be starvin yawl up there!"

James had to look down to hide his laughter.

She handed them both name tags. “Now here is your nametag. This is your identification. Honey, Do not take it off while on campus. Lawd, just to be safe, just keep your name tag on as long as you here in North Carolina. Cuz you wont be able to eat, drink, walk or be merry unless you have this tag on. On the back is your number for the orientation group you are assigned to. And you two have a great day!” Then she whispered to the boys. "And you two go eat something...jeez, yawl gonna disappear if you turn sideways. Lawd have mercy."

The boys thanked the lady and walked into the gymnasium.

“ GROUP 5 GROUP 5 OVER HERE” they heard while walking in. The gym was unusually small, but was packed with hundreds of people.

“Oh no you didn’t”

”Yeah son you know”

”I know that’s right”

were the first things the boys heard when they walked to their group. "What the hell did I get myself into?" James said to himself walking towards the group.

Then, out of no where a small little guy walked up to the boys.
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”wassup yung” he said while tugging his unusually large earring, and holding up his shorts, that could've very well been wide pants.

Both James and Kyle nodded their heads in a gesture symbolizing wassup.

”Mah name is E. who u?"

"J, and this is my boy uhh...K" James said, playing into his illegible conversation.

"Aiight bet, so yo, yawl got that fire?”

James looked at the guy with a blank look. “Excuse me? That….Fire?”

“Yeah son, that fire, I finna blaze before I go bang my hoe shawty. I need to get this shiggity crackalackin you finna hear me son?”

James again stared at the guy with a blank look.

"What the hell?" Kyle whispered to James.

James responded.

”What….in….the…hell did you just say?”

”Damn yung, Im sayin do you got some weed?”

“Uh-oh” Kyle whispered under his breath while shaking his head. James was the president of the Anti-Drug campaign at All Drama Academy. Not to mention, James was getting irritated. James rolled his eyes.

“Sir. Real Talk" James began, using air quotes. "Maybe if your busted ass actually took the time that you use to…get …that…fire…and to bang your whore, you would have a lot of free time. Hell, she probably fakes it to make you feel better. But how bout you take your free time you could go to your local library, you know, the place with the books nigga! There, your wack ass brush up on your linguistics and syntax because obviously that’s something that you lack. Furthermore, I am surprised that you are coherent enough to comprehend the concept of College itself. But then again I’m sure your weed smokin bamma ass was a result of the Social Enhancement System in school, so your lack of basic skills and hygiene does not surprise me. But its okay though. However as IGNORANT as you might seem, I’m sure you would be able to comprehend the concept of LEAVING ME THE HELL ALONE!”

The guy was confused. “Aiight B.” and walked away.

Kyle’s head was looking down.
”Wats wrong with you?” James asked.
”Was all that necessary?”
”Do I ask you if your face is necessary?” James snapped back jokingly.

"Touche my nigga, touche." Kyle replied.

All right, thats all you get for now.

The Summer Hiatus

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:37:16 GMT

Oh don't worry, I will be back...

Just gimme a few more days...Taking a well deserved blog break to focus on the fiction writing.

I'll be back later. (Probably later today...)