After 7 years of bringing you my Fall TV schedule at the beginning of the season, with hopes that certain shows such as K-Ville and Womens Murder Club would last, I decided to move it back to the end of October...Now that the crappy shows have been weeded out, let us continue.

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The Wendy Williams Show (Check Local Listings)*
Oprah (Check Local Listings) - Was this going to be a surprise?
Judge Jeanine Pirro (Check Local Listings)

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The Simpsons (FOX)*

Monday

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Dancing with the Stars (ABC)
Jay Leno Show (NBC)*

Tuesday

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90210 (CW)*
Melrose Place (CW)
Jay Leno Show (NBC)
Parking Wars (A&E)

Wednesday

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Law and Order SVU (NBC)
Jay Leno Show (NBC)*

Thursday

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Community (NBC) / Survivor (CBS)
Parks and Recreation( NBC) / Survivor (CBS)
The Office (NBC)*
30 Rock (NBC)
Jay Leno Show (NBC) / Real Housewives of ATL (Bravo) (Look for a rant about THEM later)

Friday (all DVR'ed) Lol

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Supernanny (ABC)
Ugly Betty (ABC)*
20/20 (ABC) / Jay Leno Show (NBC)

Saturday (all DVR'ed again) Lol

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Saturday Night Live (NBC)*

Filler Shows

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Filler shows are shows that are DVR'ed or surfed for on my box, for down time when television is necessary.

The Soup (E!)
House Hunters (HGTV)
Property Virgins ( HGTV)
How Its Made (Science Channel)*

So...what does the * mean? These shows are MUST SEES!  That means that by no circumstance, I watch that show same day. These are the shows I am really feeling...LIKE HELL.

Biggest surprise this season from me you ask? The Office. I love the Office...Where the hell have I been? That is the greatest show on TV. And you may QUOTE me on that one.

Ha. Agree or disagree?

As many of the people close to me know, I kept a promise to myself during college to isolate myself with work and school, to ensure that I end on a good note. Now that I have been out for a year and some change, I have been quite a "clubhead" at least to many people that are close to me. If in fact you are a loyal visitor to mikeyville.com (which celebrates its 7th year of existence in October of this year), you will remember I blogged about this in the past. The Dos or Donts of proper clubhopping.

However, I see I have to add more, as for the last week, I have basically gone to sleep at 8 am to be up so I can club while on vacation at night. (Yes all week. Sad I know, but hey you only get to go on vacation once a year, and I love the beach anyway...)

Nonetheless. Let me rant just a bit.

1. Over-hyped Clubs suck.
If you go somewhere, and every other radio commercial is exclaiming that a certain club is "jumpin", "poppin", "off the chain" (where is this chain anyway), "off the heezy for (uhh) sheezy", "the ish", or "booty shaking fun", more than likely the club an over charged wannabe high class club that is straight up hood, with pretentious-fake females. The same females who get drunk and end up dancing with themselves and the dudes on the dance floor who are clearly trying to have sex with them in the bathroom, only to leave the club and wake up in the morning wondering whos fucking bed they are in. Don't believe the hype...if you enjoy snooty behavior and dumb bitches, then be my guest.

2. Just because they let you in for free, does not make you the shit.
So, apparently, there are a few young ladies I have noticed, who really think they are beautiful because they are let in for free. No. That is not the case. Thats just where the bouncer doesnt want to be eaten alive by a bear. (for people not on top of the witty comment, I am saying that most of them look like bears). Anyway, females in that category, when a dude comes near you, you dont need to give a nasty face. for example, a young lady who clearly thought she was the shit, but really looked like a piece of, thought I was trying to dance with her (really I was going for the blonde chick behind her, which she was like heaven her...I digress), she gave me a nasty face, so I mouthed "I aint lookin for you hoe." You have to realize this was vacation for me, and really, I refused to cater to anyone. Lol, she was definitely knocked down a few pegs, she wouldnt look in my direction all night. Lol

3. If your trying to stake your claim by being the only Black girl in the club, at least know how to dance.
Okay, now I know there is an idea of dominance for alot of people. And this one black chick was in the club and really was trying to show that she was the "baddest bitch". But when she danced with me, she was off beat like shit. AND when i tried to get her back on beat she acted like she was getting water....Lol She was ridiculed, because clearly all those dudes saw her and turned their head. Sorry, being on beat is a key. Now, I danced with mostly caucasian females, and they loved the fact that I could go low with them also. (yes, i am an exotic dancer on the side :-\)

4. Ladies, Stop cockblocking.
I have noticed (luckily I wasnt cock blocked, except 1 time, but they both danced with me instead and gave me a hug (I love hugs!)) that alot of females cockblock their sober friends. Now I can understand if you have a extremely drunk friend who is about to lift her dress up to have sex on the dance floor. However, stop being jealous, and have fun. Damn.

5. If you have a penis, dont touch me.
Thats just simple and to the point. You say excuse me. Dont touch me. I will clock you.

6. Ladies, if you let a dude finger you while in the club, you are a whore.
Yes, I saw this in the club and nearly lost my lunch. I am sorry that I take sexual relations seriously. Not to mention, that is something you do in the privacy of your vehicle...I mean your home (oops). Even still thats just nasty.

7. Ladies, if you randomly make out with people, you are a whore.
Yes, when you catch mono for randomly making out with someone, trace it to the douchebag whos tounge was down your throat about a week ago. Sorry, I love to make out, but not no random chick in the club. Shit. That Whore could have a damn cold!

So, I just thought these would be pretty helpful for my loyal readers. Hopefully you remember these rules when on the dance floor.

(Btw, I loved when the chicks pulled me by my shirt...whooo) LMAO